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HOW TO BECOME FAT TIP #3

FAST FOODS are your best friend my friend if you are looking to become fat like me.I mean i'm also thin trying to hide my rib-cages and sharp pointy elbows. So if you want to gain some weight fast start eating anything from a fast food joint. Chew that ham, pop those oily fries, pick a slice of cheesy pizza and bite that chicken steak. Don't forget to mouth wash with some diet coke or just coke or any soda, anything but water. Not alcohol. Remember that too much of anything is poisonous. When you have achieved your goal of being fat stay away from those fast foods. Too much of those delicious stuff is bad for you. Order something from fatburger,  maybe you will get some fat cheeks like someone i know. no offense taken.

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